Metro Metro Company Directory

  • Office Loudmouth
  • Retrained By Stimulus Package
  • Yes Man
  • No Man
  • Yo Man
  • Guy Who Got Fired Last Week
  • Water Cooler Gadfly
  • Smarmy Supervisor
  • Office Emotional Wreck
  • Condescending IT Guy
  • Office Malcontent
  • Axe Man/Woman
  • Eager Intern
  • Sick Guy Who Never Takes Sick Leave
  • "Not My Job"
  • Sagacious Janitor
  • Office Flirt
  • Constant Hand Shaker
  • Chimney Sweep
  • Employee Who's Dated Everyone Else
  • Mr. Positive
  • Excel Expert
  • President's Son/Daughter
  • Can't Keep a Secret
  • Lady Who Knows Spanish
  • Lunchtime Yoga Group Member
  • "Wait to You Hear How Smart My Baby Is"
  • Technologically Backward
  • Always on Cellphone/Blackberry/Facebook
  • Fantasy League Devotee
  • Interrupter
  • Constant Whiner
  • Constant Wino
  • Doesn't Get the Joke
  • Extremely Loud Laugher
  • Bathroom Attendant
  • One of the Ivy League Buddies
  • Name Dropper
  • Acronym Dropper
  • Desperate to Hang Out Outside of Work
  • Bootlicker/Ass-kisser
  • Office Golden Couple
  • Takes Joke Too Far
  • Conspiracy Theorist
  • Inappropriate Interviewer
  • Glory Days Revivalist/Storyteller
  • That Guy
  • Can Relate Any Meeting to Historical War Battle
  • Office Prankster
  • Office Rebound
  • Token Minority
  • The Gay Guy
  • The "I Swear I'm Not Gay" Guy
  • Trying to Get Fired
  • Post-Op (with hard-to-remember name change)
  • Made Obsolete By New Technology
  • "Well, This Isn't How We Did It In the Marines"
  • Smells of Cat
  • Office Virgin
  • "I'm Not Racist, But..."
  • "This Is Just a Day Job, I'm in a Band"
  • "Want to Read My Poetry?"
  • Backstabber
  • "Buy My Kids' Cookies"
  • Frantic Newbie
  • Team Builder/ Trust Fall Guy
  • Motivational Speaker
  • Inappropriately Dressed
  • The Delegator
  • Pop Culture Quoter
  • Clique of Kirsten, Kristen, Krista, Kristal, Krystal
  • Arrogant MBA
  • VISITOR:
  • "I Partied So Hard Last Night!"
  • Assistant Florist
  • Bad Toupee
  • The Wet Blanket
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