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Metropolitan Odyssey 2007
It Takes a West Village

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Teams

Easy Tiger
David Tze
David Thom
Jon Tze
Scott Stein

Straight out of Red Hook
Bill Appleyard
Matt Fairley
Jonathan Czar
Sean Tepe

WWMD?
Andrew Post
Amy Schultz
Stephen Wraspir
Michele Stabile

Ex Ward Inmates
Lila Elman
Reed Ellison
Shari Alexander
Grace Lau

The Team That's Definitely Going to Win (And This Year We Mean It)
Peter Lyons
Joe Kelly
Chris Brellochs
Jamie Sue Clark

Silver Dollar Handshake
Bibi Prival
Matt Kamin
Liz Mayer
Danielle Rawlins

Lazer Salzhauer
Ryan Williams
Danielle Thomson
April O'Neill
Tony Pham

Bombermaniacs
Catherine Herdlick
Mira Lim
Art Prateepvanich
Afshan Ahmad

FourTees
Alex Lue
Lorene Straka
Chris Kiplok
Amy Kiplok

Goat City Rollers
Gooch
Emzy
Michael Braner
Christina Chang

Hip Hop Harem
Meghan Asik
Mehmet Ali Asik
Erin Flanagan
Shannon Horan

Team Cleveland
Debra Keneally
Paul Chambers
Denise Oswald
Andy Luke

Scavenge of the Nerds
Alison Camillo
Anna Hrachovec
John Teti
Vincent Camillo

Snoop 'n Scoop
Jennifer Chand
Len Moroz
Erin Uzun
Tamir Choina

Hazmats
Julia Schaffer
Jason Cha
Mike Lin
Michaela Lineta

Raring to Go
Juliet Walker
Dave Jones
Brian Markham
Tom Claassen

Woody and the Woodsies
Keith Vachris
Jeremy Schreiber
Lainie Spierer
Scott Norwood

Trashy Texans: Anna Nicole Smith Tribute Team
Susan Sudovar
Renee Ward
Jeanette Fricke
Rich Begany

The Ribs (featuring Grace)
Tim O'Keefe
Bronwen O'Keefe
Jill Katz
Tom Cohen

The Saro Sarmazians
Audrey Khuner
Cate Reilly
Claire Jackson
Saro Sarmazian

Confederacy of Champions
Ben Whitfield
Erick Howard
Serge Martinez
M Trumper

Cephalopirates
Mara Belzer
Ellie Takahashi
Cambra Moniz-Edwards
Jesse Coward

We Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts
Matt Polazzo
Linda Fan
Jeff Movit
Dave Austin

The Ill-Fated Republic Of Assassins
Joe Gannon
Erin Curler
James Gannon
Matt Ferrin

Troopers
Sarah Davin
Niki Scevak
Darryn Light
Tien Ngo

Team Sophocles
Bronwen Hruska
Anatol Klass
Jasper Bingham
Jordy Samuels

Team Parmenides
Adam Gopnik
Luke Gopnik-Parker
Gabriel Garey Levine
Jake Rosen

Team Plato
Michael Levine
Zoe Menon
Isabella Giovannini
Alex Mayer

Team Aristotle
Vivian Rosa
Patrick Donovan
Daniel Judt
Darcy Deane

The Two-Legged Dog
Matt Love
Perry Daniel
Jessica Avellone
Colin Enriquez

The Spider Monkeys
Jasara Evangelist
Ali Hart
Quincy Kolb
Ali Leibenhaut

There's Nothing Funny about a One Eyed Bunny
Christian Widhalm
Kari Kelley
Catherine Lacey
Rich Wu


ZoJo Rice Cookers
Tina "The Brains" McIntyre
Margaret "Moxie" Crocker
Shama "Muscles" Davis
Joellen "Street Smarts" Nicholson

The Yay Team
Gail Braddock
Justin Quagliata
Tiffany Hamilton
Loni Berman

We Jav Mani Hynes and Lows
Javier Divorato
Manisha Nayi
Patrick Hynes
Daniel Low

Always Bridesmaids
Keri Keane
Jill Lebowitz
Kaylyn Keane
Amelia Sutton

WEST SIDE HOME WRECKERS
Lara Kiang
Melissa Ryerson
Jonah Smith
Neil Caraccio

EAST SIDE HOME WRECKERS
Thomas Rizzo
Suzanne Volpe
Jason Cyrus
Grant Koerner

Mighty Power Broker Breakers
Melissa Wu
Liz Jenkins
Sarah Snyder
Danny Fine

are there still spots?
Miranda Halverson
Matt Clark
Kat Velas
Tori Preston

SCRAP-TASTICS
Stephenie Trepess
Darran Cronshaw
Andrea Brule
Nate Appel

George and Bess
Catch a Clue

Dillon Paul
Ed Purver
Anna Grace
Batyah Shtrum

Globetrotting Divas
Sara Moreno
Brigitte Rajacic
Stephanie De La Rosa
Lisa Frantzen

The SkaVengers
Jonathan Hulland
Ivan Levi
Nathan Larsen
Mark Narron

The Robert Moses Experience
Anthony Townsend
Nicole LaRusso
Terry Schmidt
Laura Sarasua

Mosquitoes Suck
Ed Herro
Conrad Mulcahy
Erik Pena
KC Cohen

U4D! (United For Destruction!)
Simon Bayangos
Lisa Michelle
Claire Smith
Justin Timberlake

"I'm glad I'm not Faye Baker"
Jen Soltys
Liza Dunn
Erech Swanston
Courtney Blodgett

Elite Camel Rangers
Rachel Tronstein
Anuj Mehta
Kimberly Grant
Matthew Grieco

Team Schmar
Kurt Ebrahim
Christine Easow
Glenn Weinberg
Beth Kalkau

LCH takes NYC
Kayla Tabela
Emily Bajcsi
Christine Caruso
Jana Meyer

You must have played Dopey, no?
Christine V. Schildknecht
Heather Hemsley
Sabine Gaouyer
Chrissy Holzmann

Bendime-Santos Racing Circuit
Jen Small
Jason Eppink
Anna Barnett
Meredith Bak

Her Majesties
Janah Boccio
Emily Helfgot
Jesse Levin
Bridget Anderson

The Hardy Boys & Nancy Drew (and Encyclopedia Brown)
Christina Blosser
John Dwyer
Andy Elefante
Ryan Perkins

Born to Run (Or Walk Fast-ish)
Jill Pearson
Rachel Schutt
Kathleen Pearson
Ellen Gibson

Convenient Straw Hole
Dorigen Horlivey
Jason Reich
Meri Haitkin
Jennifer Silverman

La Expedicion Malaespina
Andres Hidalgo
Estanislao Nistal
Linnea Weiss
Weiming Kao

The Dirty Birds
Rob Gilson
Lynne Wu
Nao Ohtsuki
Mary Deyns

The A-Top Team
Bonnie Whitfield
Bay Yannantuono
Hillary Schiff
Mystery Topper

The Hibberts
Jason Schechter
Diana Benton
John Fishback
Amanda Mitchell

Final Four
Jason Kim
Emily Tsiang
Spencer Cronk
Kathleen Quirk

Los Hombres Pac Vuelven
Jason Hryckowian
Bobby Calero
Denys Dlaboha
Noah Hudon

Sofa King Awesome
Daniel Bulger
Cassandra Beatty
Jen Kaponyas
Jon Gotsman

 


Results

 

1 Final Four 5720

2 Mosquitoes Suck 5570

3 Convenient Straw Hole 5070

4 The SkaVengers 4980

5 Team Schmar 4870

6 Silver Dollar Handshake 4790

7 Goat City Rollers 4670

8 We Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts 4650

9 Scavenge of the Nerds 4500

10 Mighty Power Broker Breakers 4470

11 The Hardy Boys & Nancy Drew
(and Encyclopedia Brown) 4440

12 WEST SIDE HOME WRECKERS 4240

13 The Spider Monkeys 4200

14 Lazer Salzhauer 4200

15 Definitely Going to Win 4190

16 Her Majesties 4160

17 The Yay Team 4030

18 We Jav Mani Hynes and Lows 3970

19 Ex Ward Inmates 3960

20 Hip Hop Harem 3830

21 La Expedicion Malaespina 3800

22 Bendime-Santos Racing Circuit 3760

23 WWMD? 3640

24 Woody and the Woodsies 3610

25 The Robert Moses Experience 3470


Best Costume: We Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts




Metropolitan Odyssey: It Takes A West Village
Saturday, May 12, 2007
9:00 AM – 4:00 PM, afterparty later that evening

Official Rules:

Boundaries:
This year, it’s the West Village. The boundaries are 14th St on the north, Houston St on the south, 6th Ave on the east, and the Hudson River on the west. For the purposes of the hunt, 6th Ave runs north-south, and 14th St runs east-west. There are therefore streets in the West Village that run at odd angles. Such as northwest.

Check-In:
Registered teams may check in at the registration area beginning at 8:30 AM, May 12, 2007. The registration area has yet to be determined. When that’s finalized we’ll let you know. Each team will be given an orientation packet at this time, which will include several items that may help along the way.

We will distribute the task list to team captains, and then right at 9:00, or really close to it, we’ll give the signal for captains to open the task list and begin the hunt. The signal will likely be one of us shouting “Go!” or “Now!” or “Okay, open your packets now!” or something like that.

Cameras:
TEAMS MUST PROVIDE THEIR OWN CAMERAS. This means you can use digital cameras. But all photos must be turned in as printed photos - not as disks or jump drives or anything like that. Polaroids are also fine. Make sure they’re big enough for us to see what’s going on – those little sticker ones don’t work so well for this.

Team Costumes:
We recommend you devise some sort of costume, uniform, or emblem. Not only will it help your score and possibly garner you a prize at the end, it will aid us in identifying you at the all-important midday rendezvous. Here’s what some past teams have done. Costume Examples

The Tasks:
Each task is assigned a certain number of points based on its difficulty or our whimsy. In general, it is up to the team to decide which tasks they want to try and complete within the allotted time. There will be a list of COMPULSORY tasks that MUST be completed by each team. You see, that's what "compulsory" means. These tasks will be clearly identified on the list and CANNOT be skipped. Any team that does not complete the COMPULSORY tasks will be penalized.

Teams may split up to cover more territory if they desire, but you just might find we’ve been diabolical in making it detrimental to separate. We want people to stick together as much as possible. Sure, you’re competitive and want to win, but we want people to have fun and discover things together.

All tasks have been designed such to be both SAFE and LEGAL, as far as we could figure. If you feel as though you or a teammate is engaging in unsafe or illegal activity, STOP! You are off-track and this activity is not helping your cause. It’s probably not helping ours, either. We cannot be held responsible for participants' behavior. Unless, of course, you save somebody’s life during the hunt, in which case we claim full credit.

Turning It All In:
All materials must be turned in no later than 4:00 PM Saturday, May 12, 2007. Late materials will result in the team being penalized. The materials have to be turned in all together, all in one envelope. We will only accept ONE completed task list, so if you've made copies make sure you transfer all the answers to ONE list. No materials will be accepted after 4:30 PM. Whining will not be tolerated.

Judging:
Bo Bigelow, Brady Richards, Will Sakran, and their appointed minions will be responsible for judging you. We mean, judging each team's material set. The team that accumulates the most points wins, as that seems to make the most sense. In the event that there is a tie, the winning team will be the team that turns in their material set earliest. There is no official bribing structure in place. The judges' ruling is final. Whining will not be tolerated.

Afterparty:
We will give you the afterparty details on the day of the hunt. Only people who did the hunt can come to the afterparty. No spouses, friends, out-of-town guests, etc.

Electronics:
Use of the Internets, cell phones, blackberries, blenders, electric tie racks, etc. is up to the teams. However, be forewarned that we gear this hunt to be done on foot, so what information you discover without observing it firsthand yourself may be erroneous. For instance, a web search might give you a different answer to a clue than you would get if you went there in person. If you are simply using the Internets to solve the clues, then you have signed up for the wrong hunt.

You want to sign up for this one instead: dumbhunt.com

Whining will not be tolerated.

Other Notes:
It will be helpful for each participant to bring a backpack or messenger bag in which to carry around collected materials, as well as any small gifts you might want to get separately for the judges. Gifts probably have no bearing on a team's final score.

You will be doing a lot of walking, probably more than you've ever done on a single day in Manhattan, unless you’ve done our other hunts, or unless you’ve been court-ordered to walk everywhere. Therefore, wear good shoes or sneakers and bring water with you or be prepared to buy it along the way.

It is also perfectly okay to wear a hat.

The Scottish scientist James Clerk Maxwell had one hell of a beard. This is good information.

If you do not already have an unlimited ride Metrocard, you might want to buy one first thing Saturday morning. A One Day Fun Pass Metrocard is $7.00 and is good from the time that you buy it until 3:00 AM the following morning. It's good on subways and buses, and includes transfers.

The show will go on regardless of the weather. Please dress appropriately.

Refunds:
We can refund money through April 27. Then we can’t. Oh, and we can only refund money that has already been paid, so don’t try anything funny.


Sample Questions (from previous hunts)
Get a photo of one teammate behind the wheel of a New York taxicab. Check here if you got the photo: ____

At the U.S. Customs House, there is a rotunda. Stand in the center of the rotunda. Look up. See the paintings by Reginald Marsh? We are looking for the name of one of the ships. Not the land of Rouen and Caen, it shares a space with a boat named for a state that was inducted into the union one July many years ago. What ship are we looking for? ___________________

Go to the R. H. Sangster painting on Franklin west of West Broadway. The sun shines directly on where you must go next. Now go there. Find the building with all the numbers on it. What number has no little box above it? _____

How many trashcans are there on the Brooklyn Bridge (for the purposes of this hunt, the bridge is the span from the Manhattan side where the concrete starts after the paving stones end, going across to the Brooklyn side where pedestrians can first exit on the left down the stairs)? ____




FAQ

Why four people to a team?
- Because three is not enough and five is too many.

What does the $25 go to?
- Here’s what you get for that money: a daylong hunt, various goodies, trinkets and maps in your packet, a rented-out bar with three free drinks and free ziti (usually), and top-notch prizes if your team does really well or has the best costume. That stuff, as well as the printing costs, website maintenance, and design costs adds up, but we do our best to keep the price down by making the granola bars out of fiber board, and stealing what we can from children.

What is a Pay Night?
- We like to have teams come pay registration in person. That way, we can get to know you guys and you can get to know us. And we can have a couple of beers together. Sure, you can pay via PayPal, but that is a lot less fun. Also, teams that come to Pay Nights will receive specific hints about answers to the hunt.
How’s that for incentive?

-Pretty good.

Tell me more about the costumes. What’s the scoop?
-Costumes are extremely encouraged­ but not mandatory – they will help out with your final score, and there will be rewards. Keep in mind that there is some law about wearing masks [link], but apart from that, go crazy.

I knew about the hunt for a really long time, but I didn’t get around to signing up, and now the deadline has passed. I might be very good friends with Bo, Brady, or Will. I might have lots of money to throw around. Maybe my cousin told me the wrong deadline. I might be really cool and fun and worth spending time with. Maybe I’m attractive and flirty. Can I sign up late?
- No.

What’s the deal with cameras? Can we use digital?
- TEAMS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR PROVIDING THEIR OWN CAMERAS. And, by extension, their own pictures. You can turn in any printed photo that you’ve taken, whether it be regular film, Polaroid, or printouts from a digital camera. We will not accept disks or jump drives or things like that – each picture must be its own item, submitted with the rest of the packet. We recommend the photo be big enough that we can see what it is, so we can give you points. We simply love giving points.

What if we don’t get our pictures developed in time?
- You lose a lot of points. A LOT of points.

How do I get a Metro Metro t-shirt?
- You can buy shirts through the Shop link on the website. Or you can send us an email and we’ll bring them to a Pay Night. And yup, wearing a bunch of Metro Metro shirts does count as a team costume. Especially if each team member is wearing a bunch of Metro Metro shirts.

Can we use a car or bike or something to navigate the city during the hunt?
- Sure. Fat lot of good it will do you. Well, maybe the bike will do you some good, but a car? Come on. That’s a little excessive. The idea is to see the city on foot. Oh, if you use one of those Segway dealies, you must let us try it out. Extra points. Seriously.

Do you know what time it is?
- As of this writing, it is 4:48 PM.

What happens if the solution to the clue is missing, damaged, or non-existent?
- We try to double-check all of the clues before the day of the hunt, but there remains the chance that construction, graffiti, or the like will make a clue unsolvable. We are reachable by phone on the day of the hunt, so if the issue comes up we will be able to check it out. As for damage to a clue, we hope that our participants will not vandalize what we put a lot of work into, but that is not always the case. If you see someone messing with a clue, let us know.

Will whining be tolerated?
- Whining will not be tolerated.

I’m under twenty-one years old. Is that a problem?
- Nope. You pay full price, but you won’t be able to drink alcohol at the bar. Them’s the breaks. Or, to be grammatically correct, “The breaks are they.”

I’m under eighteen years old. Is that a problem?
- Nope. Same deal as the under twenty-ones. We will endeavor to make any rated-R questions so beautifully subtle and stunningly hidden among literary references that they’ll be over your head until you are old enough to watch Caligula. Go ask your parents. However, we aren’t responsible for any mature content you encounter on the way from other teams.

Can robots eat ice?
- Robots should not have to eat anything. A robot could be designed to “eat” ice, much in the way that a garbage disposal does, but for a general purpose robot the capacity to eat ice is totally unnecessary.



 


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Thanks to Tribeca Film Festival for supporting this years hunt!


Thanks to NFT Guidebooks
for supporting this years hunt!



Thanks toIFC Center
for supporting this year's hunt!



Thanks to Union Hall
for supporting this year's hunt!


Thanks to Oral Fixation Mints
for supporting this year's hunt!

 

 

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