Hello everyone,

The holidays are upon us.  And we have some questions.

Do you hate your job?  Do you like your job but hate your office?  Do you like
you job, like your office, but hate your holiday office party? Do you like all
of those things, but still like to go to more parties? Do you not even have an
office?  Do you not even have a job?

Well, then come on down to Metro Metro's second-ever Holiday Office Party.  We
consider all of you to be our employees, and we want to wrap the year up right.

Wednesday, December 13
6:00ish PM - whenever
Still Bar
190 Third Ave, just north of 17th Street
$5

Like last year, a $5 fee at the door gets you good drink deals, food deals, and
entry into the game.  You pick your own job title, wear a nametag expressing it,
and then act out the part as much or as little as you like.  We'll vote on the
best, and they'll receive prizes.  We are also looking to do a raffle, instead
of Christmas bonuses.  It's been that kind of year.